Here are some features that the Late Night crew thought should have been added in that budget....
From the home office in Sioux City Iowa...
Top Ten Features Of The New Stealth Bomber
10. Has two-inch ball hitch on back so it can pull Stealth trailer
9. Makes square and crescent-shaped ice cubes
8. Plenty of room on wing for Trump logo
7. Computer tabulator shows pilot up-tp-the-minute frequent flyer mileage
6. Easiest plane ever for pouring Pepsi Upside down
5. Siren sounds if monster appears on wing, like in "Twilight Zone"
4. Nose cone opens to release giant spring-loaded boxing glove3. Enormous speakers can be heard playing "We Will Rock You" across a continent
2. Advanced bombsights allow crew to deliver payload right down Khaddafy's shorts
1. Kids fly free
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